Friday, November 11, 2005

For Ultimate Control of your Military

Don't feel like you have enough control of your military? Well, Nippon has designed a revolutionary product for the truly discriminating dictator who cherishes absolute control. No longer worry about coups or whether your soldiers will follow your orders to the 'T'. The Human Remote Control puts command and control directly at your fingertips. Be the first to order ten thousand units and get free synchronization of your units into a single remote control (comes in midnight black or faux cherry finish. Looks great on your coffee table!) The Human Remote Control will make your other dictator pals green with envy.

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