President Robert Mugabe has said Zimbabwe will process recently discovered uranium deposits in order to resolve its chronic electrical power shortage, state radio said Sunday. Mugabe, who has close ties with two countries with controversial nuclear programs, Iran and North Korea, made the announcement Saturday, the radio station reported. It was not clear how Mugabe intended to use any uranium deposits since the country does not have a nuclear power plant.
Robert Mugabe was heard today asking, "I hear there is an opening on the Axis of Evil, where do I apply?"
Any geography nuts here know what month has the best weather for an invasion of Zimbabwe?